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- "I wish my wallet was as thick as...."
- #1 hit songs from "The Doldrums"
- _____: Don't leave home without it
- 11th commandment...thou shall not.
- 2 line dialog between 2 acroers
- 2 line dialog between 2 cars
- 2 line dialog between atheist and believer
- 2 line dialog between boss and employee
- 2 line dialog between car salesman and customer
- 2 line dialog between husband and wife
- 2 line dialog between teacher and parent
- 2 line dialog between teacher and student
- 2 line dialog between two spiders
- 2 line dialog between two trees
- 2 line dialog between waiter and customer
- 2 line dialog during a job interview
- 2 line dialog: Father and daughter
- 2 line dialog: Mother and son
- 2 line dialog: Priest and parishoner
- 20 years ago I was.......
- 42 is the answer. what's the question?
- 50 Year Old Film: The Graduate
- 51st way to leave your lover
- 6-year-old's reaction to an old dial telephone
- 9-1-1. what's your emergency?
- 9 out of 10 Doctors agree that ...
- A Barbies that never sold, with description.
- A bird in the hand is ...
- A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette walk into a bar...
- A case of old tech being better than new tech
- A chain is only as strong as....
- A difficult decision to make
- A do-over you'd like
- A famous work of literature
- A fond childhood memory
- A food you hate even the sight of
- A food you just cannot stand (but others like)
- A goal USA should set
- A guest that should appear on Late Night TV
- A habit you have you'd like to break.
- A hobby of yours
- A holiday we should have, but don't
- A job you would NEVER take.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with...
- A made-up word and its definition
- A new phobia & its description
- A night out on the town consists of.....
- A penny saved is...
- A phrase you are tired of hearing
- A political candidate should never ...
- A poll of acro players found you to be ...
- A priest really does enter a bar
- A real or made-up word and its definition
- A real word and its definition
- A recent study found _____ are more likely to _____.
- A romantic dinner would be incomplete without ....
- A secret your partner doesn't know
- A successful marriage depends on ...
- A teenager had an argument with a parent about ...
- A time when nothing went right
- A time you needed some help
- A toast! To.....
- A Tweet you wrote today, starting with @____
- A useless talent you have
- A weird thing you saw today
- A well-known real song
- A wise kid once said ...
- A Wise Man Once Said...
- A Wise Woman once said...
- A Youtube video you have seen recently and shared
- Aboard an airliner
- Aboard an Amtrak train
- About your witch doctor training
- According to my Fitbit, I ...
- Acid trip
- Acro about a country
- Acro in such a way as to give away your identity without proper nouns.
- Acro in the style of another player without proper nouns.
- Acro rumor you heard about yourself
- Acrozilla
- Acrozilla conversation example line
- Actors/Actresses
- Ad slogan for Alka Seltzer
- Ad slogan for Wigs&Toupees R Us
- Adam and Eve
- Adoption
- Adventures in babysitting
- Advertising
- Advice on choosing a spouse
- Advice to kid about stranger offering candy
- Advice to kid on first day of school
- Advice to the Jolly Green Giant
- Advice you wish you'd followed when you were younger
- Advice your bank account would give you
- Africa
- After a great interview, they didn't hire me because ...
- After being away from home for 10 years ...
- After being unconscious for a week, I awoke to find ...
- After going to Hometown Buffet, your biggest regret was ...
- After our road trip we never spoke again
- After saying "Hold my beer", Bubba proceeded to ...
- After the big family gathering ...
- After the realization of how old you are sinks in
- After the storm, there was a ____ in my backyard.
- After work I ...
- After you tried out for Dancing with the Stars, they said...
- After you went horseback riding yesterday, ...
- Agenda Item for Crazy Cat-ladies' Meeting
- Aging
- Ah yes, the 1950's, a simpler time ...
- Air travel
- Air travel woes
- Alarm clocks
- Alfred Hitchcock movies
- All five-letter words
- All I want in life is (a) ____ and (a) ____.
- All In the Family (TV show)
- All that glitters....
- All words 2-syllables
- Alternative ways to get fit.
- Alternative ways to say, "You're Fired!"
- Always ...
- Amazing discovery in Egyptian pyramid
- Amazon purchase you regret making
- American History
- American history
- Amish people
- Amusement park ride(s) you wouldn't go on
- An accessory every car should have
- An honor bestowed upon you
- An odd place to find an ice skating rink
- An odd thing to applaud
- An unusual attachment for a bike
- And now, this ...
- And on the EIGHTH day, God ...
- And then she said ...
- Angry acroer's acro
- Animals
- Ant colonies
- Any cartoon character
- Anything you can do I can....
- Apples
- Are Krispy Kremes supreme?
- Arriving at Heaven, you overhear them say ______ about you.
- Art
- As a matter of fact, you are ...
- As a rule, Acro players are ...
- As Capital One asks, What's in YOUR wallet?
- As I came around the corner ...
- As I walked down the beach ...
- As I was walking down the street ...
- As you are robbing a bank, a cop enters ...
- As you were leaving his office, the Doctor said ...
- Asia
- Aspects of Flight Attendant job
- At a bar
- At an expensive restaurant.
- At graduation ...
- At the 50 Year HS Reunion ....
- At the airport
- At the beach
- At the circus.
- At the country fair
- At the doctor's office....
- At the grocery store, aomeone let you go ahead in line so you ...
- At the pre-K school
- At the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona ...
- At the seance
- At the sentencing, the judge said ...
- At the sentencing, the judge said...
- At the supermarket
- At the Walmart returns desk
- At your a company, a whistleblower revealed that ...
- Australia
- Award you won recently was for ...
- Awful ways to die
- Awkward situation to be in
- Babysitting
- Back in my day, kids didn't ...
- Back in the 'good old days' ...
- Bad bird watcher experience
- Bad birthday present for a child
- Bad break-up of a long relationship
- Bad brunch menu
- Bad day at driving school
- Bad day at the zoo
- Bad dentist experience
- Bad dieting experiences
- Bad excuse for a bad grade
- Bad fairy tale endings
- Bad idea for a school mascot
- Bad idea for lunch with co-workers
- Bad invention ideas
- Bad marriage advice
- Bad motto for a jewelry business
- Bad move by bank robber
- Bad name for a barber shop
- Bad name for a beauty school
- Bad name for a beauty supply store
- Bad name for a book store
- Bad name for a car dealership
- Bad name for a computer company
- Bad name for a construction firm
- Bad name for a cookbook
- Bad name for a cooking school
- Bad name for a cruise line
- Bad name for a dog training school
- Bad name for a dog wash business
- Bad name for a Dr. Seuss book.
- Bad name for a drug company
- Bad name for a dry cleaners
- Bad name for a flight to Mars
- Bad name for a funeral home
- Bad name for a horror movie
- Bad name for a hospital
- Bad name for a hot air balloon company
- Bad name for a Medical Center
- Bad name for a motorcycle school
- Bad name for a moving company
- Bad name for a pre-school
- Bad name for a public park
- Bad name for a recycling plant
- Bad name for a retirement home
- Bad name for a rock band
- Bad name for a school
- Bad name for a seafood restaurant
- Bad name for a self-help book
- Bad name for a supermarket
- Bad name for a surgeon
- Bad name for a swim school
- Bad name for a tanning salon
- Bad name for a toy company
- Bad name for an airline
- Bad name for an appliance company
- Bad name for kiddie TV show
- Bad name(s) for a candy bar
- Bad opening for a graduation speech
- Bad parenting advice
- Bad party theme
- Bad pickup line, followed by the retort
- Bad pickup line.
- Bad place to fall asleep
- Bad place to hide a murder weapon
- Bad places to take your date
- Bad racehorse names
- Bad situation to be in on your birthday
- Bad thing that happened on your first day of work
- Bad way to do a break-up
- Bad way to start a speech
- Bad wedding shower gift
- Bank's reason for turning down your loan application
- Barack Obama
- Beach day woes.
- Before I go to bed ...
- Besides calling, what else do you use your iphone for
- Best selling book about cats
- Best selling book about dogs
- Best thing about where you live
- Best way to overcome nervousness
- Bible characters or stories
- Big problem while deep sea fishing
- Bingo
- Biography name
- Birds
- Birthday gift that reminds you that "you aren't getting any younger"
- Birthday surprise
- Blind date mishap
- Board Games
- Book you want to read (real or not)
- Books and literature
- Born to be wild ...
- Botox treatment gone wrong
- Bowling mishap
- Boxer name that scares the trunks off his opponents
- Breakfast
- Broken thing and how to fix it (Thing: ...)
- Bubba is SO stupid, he thinks ...
- Bugs Bunny
- Burned the dinner. Now what?
- Business's name : What They Do
- But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ...
- Butterflies
- By the time I got home...
- By the time I got to Phoenix ...
- California
- California's new state motto
- Camping
- Camping trip problems
- Can't make it to work today ..
- Canada
- Candy
- Canned things
- Caption under your yearbook photo
- Car accident
- Car problems
- Car shopping
- Card game(s)
- Cartoons
- Cat's reaction when you brought home a new puppy
- Celebrity news
- Celebrity who died young
- Celebrity you'd like to have a drink with
- Celebrity you would marry
- Cell phones
- Change the name of a song slightly
- Character from famous literary work
- Charades ruined forever: Grandma acts out ...
- Charles Darwin
- Charles Dickens
- Childcare 101
- Children and parenting
- China
- Classic movies
- Classic TV commercials
- Classic TV shows
- Classic TV westerns
- Classical composers
- Clever new way to say "good night"
- Climate change
- Climate change
- Closing lines to a mystery story that solves it
- Clowns
- Commandments God rejected
- Comment that led to a divorce
- Comments you got about your Blue Suede Shoes
- Committee you resigned from and why
- Commuting problem
- Complain to your barber
- Complaint dept - what's yer prahblem?
- Complications of owning an invisible dog
- Computer problems
- Confucius say ...
- Congress announces a new committee called ...
- Conversation between Batman and Robin
- Conversation between Superman and Lois Lane
- Convince us you're a doctor
- Cookies
- Corn
- Cosmetics
- Country song title
- Country Western Singers
- Country you'll move to if things really get bad here
- County fair pie-eating contest
- Cover story in "Brides and Guns" magazine
- Cowboys
- Crappy prize you won on TV game show
- Crazy dream
- Crazy thing Alexa or Siri said
- Create a conspiracy theory
- Create a ridiculous law, rule, or ordinance.
- Create and describe a new type of "cro" (e.g., Trumpcro)
- Creative way to lose weight
- Creative ways to sneak in prison contraband
- Creepy thing Alexa said last night
- Crossword clue ... then its answer.
- Cruise Ships
- Cults
- Cure for a nasty hangover
- Current events
- Customer experience at a bakery
- Daily life in Ancient Egypt
- Daily tasks you wish you could hire out
- Dancing
- Dangers of the internet
- Day at the beach
- Daydreams
- Deal Breaker (Dating)
- Dear Abby, I'm concerned about ...
- Dear Bill Gates, .....
- Dear Diary, For the first time today, I ...
- Dear Diary, Today I ...
- Dear future husband, you need to know ...
- Dear future wife, you need to know ...
- Death bed confessions
- Dental hygiene
- Describe a scam
- Describe a time you suffered "the agony of defeat"
- Describe a very strange jacket
- Describe an outfit you would not be caught dead in
- Describe life as a royal child
- Describe life on the planet Klaxor.
- Describe the class "Want Fries with That? 101"
- Describe the moon
- Describe the perfect day.
- Describe the perfect vacation.
- Describe the tattoo on your back
- Describe the ultimate dessert.
- Describe the winning entry at the Surrealist Art Contest
- Describe this group of acro players
- Describe what you're selling on Ebay
- Describe your Acro abilities
- Describe your biggest win
- Describe your day.
- Describe your future self
- Describe your home
- Describe your ideal living space
- Describe your new exercise regimen.
- Describe your new tattoo
- Describe your partner
- Describe your vacation condo.
- Deserts (like the Sahara, not cake, etc.)
- Desperate times call for ...
- Desserts!
- Diagnosis you got from ignorant doctor
- Dialog between cop and drunk driver
- Dialog between God and Satan
- Dialog between two dinosaurs
- Dinner with a famous person from history
- Dirty jobs
- Disaster at kids' birthday party
- Disney classics
- Disney movie
- Disneyworld visit gone wrong
- DIY project that went way off track
- Do not use the letter E
- Do you know the way to San Jose?
- Do you know what time it is, kids? It's ___ Time!
- Doctor's bad day in the operating theater
- Doctors
- Does this garment make me look fat?
- Dog's best selling Self Help Book
- Dog shows.
- Dog training advice
- Dollar Store purchase
- Dolly Parton
- Don't even get me started on ...
- Don't panic!
- Don't squeeze the (something other than Charmin)
- Donny and Marie Osmond or their show
- Donuts
- Down on the farm
- Dream job
- Dream you didn't want to wake up from
- Driving in snow.
- Drones
- Dude ... where's my CAR?
- During our fishing trip
- During the interview, I was shocked that they asked ...
- Each word longer than those before it
- Each word SHORTER than the one before (descending order).
- Early signs of dementia
- Early to bed, early to rise ...
- Eat, drink and be......
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Egypt
- Elephants
- Elon Musk's latest great idea
- Email said, "You don't know me, but ... " (write the next part)
- Embarrassed on Jeopardy
- Embarrassing browser history entry
- Embarrassing credit card charges.
- Embarrassing thing to wear on a T-shirt
- Emotions
- Endangered species
- Entertainment mishap at a children's party
- Entry in Trump's diary
- Essential to a romantic dinner
- Ethnic dish of any kind and why it's good
- Ethnic restaurant dish
- Europe
- Every word must use the letter V
- Everyone agrees, THIS is wrong
- Everyone commented at the picnic about ...
- Everyone laughed when my 6-year-old said ...
- Everyone was shocked by Uncle Clyde's will saying ...
- Everyone was shocked when you showed up at a funeral wearing ____
- Everything was going according to plan until....
- Evidence found at the crime scene
- Exaggerate!!!
- Example of what goes around comes around
- Example of your bad cooking
- Excerpts from the book 'How to Waste Time Like a Pro'.
- Exclusive club you belong to
- Excuse for being late to work.
- Excuse for homework not being completed.
- Excuse for not cooking dinner
- Excuse given to spouse for coming home at 3 AM
- Excuse me waiter, but ...
- Excuse to get out of a date
- Excuse you gave to the court for not obeying a subpoena
- Exercise
- Explain (how) "Life is just a bowl of cherries"
- Explain coming home at 3:30 AM
- Explain how you lost everything gambling
- Explain that body in the trunk of your car
- Explain the tattoo you got
- Failed Disney attractions
- Family reunions
- Famous artists
- Famous athletes
- Famous authors
- Famous criminals
- Famous disaster
- Famous historical person
- Famous inventors
- Famous last words
- Famous musicians
- Famous people who are old now
- Famous person you'd like to meet
- Famous real person
- Famous scientist
- Famous villains
- Fashion faux pas
- Fast food employees
- Fast food horror story
- Favorite celebrity
- Favorite character from any TV show
- Favorite city
- Favorite historical figure
- Favorite M*A*S*H character
- Favorite part of summer
- Favorite place to unwind
- Favorite SNL skit
- Favourite Canadian
- Feature your new car MUST have
- Feature(s) you wish your phone had.
- Fill in the blanks: The problem with ____ is, he never ____ _____.
- Finish the line: Fly me to the moon, and ...
- First act when Prince Charles becomes King
- First Agenda Item at the MENSA Meeting
- First date
- First day in jail
- First day of school.
- First line of a mystery novel
- First line of your new hit country song.
- First problem encountered in new house
- First sentence of your autobiography
- First thing to save in a fire
- First thing you do when getting home from work
- First thing you notice about someone when meeting them
- First words an annoying kid said after being born
- First world problem
- Fish
- Florida
- Florida's new state motto
- Flowers
- Food and drink
- Food you could every day forever
- For just 5 LOW LOW payments of $19.95 you can get a ..
- For whom does the bell toll?
- Fortune cookie said ...
- Fortune teller's prediction
- Found in the dumpster behind the White House
- France
- Frank Sinatra
- Frankenstein monster's first words
- Friendship
- Fun thing to do on a Sunday
- Funeral home motto or slogan
- Funniest memory from childhood
- Gaining weight
- Games
- Garage band name(s)
- Gender reveal party trick NOT to do
- Geography
- George Orwell
- George W. Bush
- Getting into college
- Ghost stories
- Ghosts
- Give a backhanded compliment
- Give a new TITLE to your favorite movie
- Give acro advice to a new acroer
- Give instructions on baking a turkey
- Global warming
- God's outgoing answering machine message.
- God is not mad at you, he's just _____
- Going back to college at age 55
- Going to jail because ...
- Golfer's excuse for a really bad round
- Good advice
- Good attributes in a person
- Good cold remedies
- Good marriage advice
- Good names for a family restaurant(s)
- Good news Mr Jones - your wife's having triplets!
- Good or bad aspects of Flight Attendant job
- Good or bad name for a candy store
- Good or bad name for a toy store
- Good parenting advice
- Good place to bury treasure
- Good reason to move away.
- Good reason to move house.
- Goodness me, it's ....
- Goodwill refused your donation of ...
- Graduations
- Grammar rule
- Grampa says 'In my day...'
- Granny's advice
- Great athlete of the past
- Great minds
- Great TV comedies
- Great word you played to win Scrabble game
- Grocery shopping
- Had I paid more attention in school, I would have learned that ...
- Having more than one spouse.
- He said "I love you" but he really meant....
- Headline from the past
- Headline from the year 2050
- Headline in tomorrow's paper
- Headline of your op-ed in the local paper
- Headline we'd rather not see
- Headline we would love to see.
- Health issues
- Heard in a confession booth
- Hello darkness, my old friend, ...
- Hello, Insurance company? ... listen ...
- Here's to you Joe Dimaggio (a nation turns its lonely eyes ...)
- Hey, kids, it's time for ...
- Hey. what's your problem?
- History
- Hitchhiking
- Holiday disaster
- Home remodel gone wrong
- Home repair you should have called 'a guy' for instead of DIY
- Home schooling
- Honeymoon disaster
- Honk if you...
- Horror Films
- Horse's thoughts after race
- Horseback riding
- Hospital food
- Houdini
- How's your exercise program going?
- How (or why) you got stuck in a chimney
- How acro will be played in the future
- How did God's plan for the Universe work out in practice?
- How did you end up playing acro
- How did you get the black eye?
- How did you lose your front teeth?
- How did you make a cake that looks like ...?
- How did you sleep?
- How did you waste your parents money?
- How do we know when the Grim Reaper is near?
- How far you could go on a bike
- How find an honest car mechanic
- How I stayed married for 30 years
- How it happens you have a butler
- How kid explained bad report card
- How Prince found Cinderella in 21st century
- How the dinner got ruined
- How the pirate lost his leg
- How the world will end
- How to be "Life of the Party"
- How to beat winter blues
- How to become an astronaut
- How to become wealthy
- How to beef up your internet connection
- How to cheer up all the grumpy family members
- How to chill
- How to choose a good restaurant
- How to choose a retirement home.
- How to choose between conflicting invitations
- How to convice people to vote (in real elections)
- How to convince someone you are honest
- How to cure a toothache
- How to deal with being trapped at home by snow
- How to discipline a brat.
- How to drive in the snow
- How to entertain yourself without electricity
- How to escape from prison
- How to find a lost dog
- How to find a replacement (doctor, accountant, etc)
- How to get a 4-year-old to sit still.
- How to get a bad roommate out of your house.
- How to get away from it all
- How to get away with murder
- How to get more down time in your daily life
- How to get out of a traffic ticket.
- How to get rich quick
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How to get rid of an unwanted houseguest.
- How to get rid of something you stole
- How to identify a real pro (at something)
- How to influence politics
- How to keep a horse in your house
- How to know your dinner guests were pleased
- How to live carelessly
- How to look like a "big spender"
- How to lose 10 lbs in one week
- How to lose someone's trust
- How to make a stranger's day better
- How to occupy your time in the hospital
- How to overcome shyness
- How to pass time in jail
- How to pay it forward - an example
- How to pick lottery numbers
- How to prepare for a marathon
- How to quickly lose a lover
- How to reject someone that you're NOT attracted to
- How to rig an election
- How to save yourself from quicksand
- How to shut out distractions while playing Acro.
- How to shut up a back seat driver
- How to spot a cheating spouse
- How to spot a fake sheriff's badge
- How to steal clothes from a store
- How to tell if "She Loves You" yeah yeah yeah
- How to tell if a football team is cheating
- How to tell if acro player is on drugs
- How to tell if someone is a narcissist
- How to tell if someone is sincere
- How to tell if your psychic is real or fake
- How to tell someone is a tourist
- How to tell you've been hired by a corrupt organization
- How to tell you are dead
- How to tell you have a winning acro
- How to tell your 4-year-old he's getting a new sibling
- How to tell your house is haunted.
- How to tell your joke went over poorly
- How to tell your joke went over poorly
- How to tell your kid was in the cookie jar again
- How to tell your son he can't play (American) football
- How to treat a cold at home
- How was your day?
- How we should welcome new Acrochallenge Players
- How wife informed husband he forgot her birthday
- How you decided to celebrate your birthday.
- How you did in the chess tournament
- How you ended up with 2 spouses at the same time
- How you feel about train travel
- How you figured out that you were mortal after all
- How you got lost
- How you got lost
- How you got that job promotion
- How you got the nickname "Panic Pants"
- How you got your car out of the snow drift
- How you got your lost wallet back
- How you know if your friend is a TRUE friend
- How you know someone is a golddigger
- How you know you're a child at heart
- How you know you're old
- How you know you have spotted Big Foot
- How you know you just joined a cult
- How you know your goldfish had a party while you were out
- How you know your new neighbors are hillbillies
- How you learned of your spouse's affair
- How you learned that "Rolex" you bought on the street is fake
- How you made your first million
- How you make sure your phone isn't bugged
- How you realized you ARE your parent's image
- How you realized you bought fake jewelry
- How you see your old age playing out
- How you spent the day today
- How you survived the flood.
- How you thwarted the car jacker
- How you told your boss off, but good!
- How you took down that robber.
- How you totally blew that job interview
- How you would change the world?
- How you would improve your home?
- How yould you secretly infiltrate the government?
- How your audition for America's Got Talent went
- How your best friend would describe you to someone who doesn't know you
- How your boss told you you were fired
- How your campaign to get an Oscar went
- How your car bumper got dented
- How your cat reacted to the new puppy in the house
- How your chemistry experiment turned out
- How your dish went over at the pot luck dinner
- How your fishing trip went
- How your kid's teacher caused a scandal
- Humorous bumper sticker
- Husband's reaction to mother-in-law coming to stay for a month
- Hyper-specialized dating site
- I'll never attend another rock concert because ...
- I'll take ____ for $1000 dollars, Alex
- I'm a long way from achieving ...
- I'm happier than a ...
- I'm madder than a ...
- I'm NEVER going on safari again -- ever!
- I'm never going to Del Taco ever again because ...
- I'm no doctor , but I think your suffering from..
- I'm on this medication because ...
- I'm really tired of ...
- I'm really tired of hearing about ...
- I'm sadder than a ...
- I'm so dumb, I just ___ when ___
- I'm so happy I...
- I'm so old, I can remember when ...
- I'm sorry - we cannot accept this credit card ...
- I can't believe I just ....
- I can't come now because I _____
- I can't date you because...
- I can't decide between ___ and ___
- I can't remember the last time I...
- I cannot believe Walmart is selling ....
- I could never ...
- I couldn't believe there was a GoFundMe campaign for ...
- I couldn't have committed the murder, ...
- I didn't believe the mechanic when he said my ______ was broken.
- I didn't follow the advice, "Don't sleep in the subway, darling" ...
- I didn't have any time to watch TV today because ...
- I do not have a clue how to ...
- I don't know if I'll ever again be able to ...
- I don't want to _____ but _____
- I dreamed of being a ___ but now Im a ____
- I drink to forget ..
- I face a really tough decision ...
- I forgot to .... again
- I get by with ...
- I get by with a little help from ....
- I got arrested because ...
- I got in trouble when I mixed up these two similar words
- I got really mad after reading about this ...
- I got stuck on a bus and ended up ...
- I got worried when ...
- I got worried when the dentist said ...
- I got worried when the doctor said ...
- I got worried when the pilot announced ...
- I hate to tell you this but ...
- I hate when by boss asks me to ...
- I have no time for ...
- I have the greatest boss
- I have the worst boss in the World!
- I have to keep reminding myself to ...
- I just can't ...
- I just can't go ...
- I just don't understand kids these days
- I knew he was rich when I heard him say ...
- I knew I never should have ...
- I know I'm not perfect, but at least I...
- I lied only because ...
- I like to have ____ with my ____
- I like to read ...
- I logged in to matchmaker.com, and first thing ...
- I looked in this guy's grocery cart ... and whoa! ...
- I lost my...
- I lost the instruction manual for ...
- I Love Lucy
- I married this person because ...
- I married this person even though ...
- I need counseling because ...
- I never expected you to ...
- I never knew that........
- I never thought I'd ever do this
- I never thought I'd live to see the day that ...
- I never thought I would see....
- I never tried to ________
- I only ___ because I (am) ___
- I opened the double doors, and there before me was ...
- I regret to say ...
- I saw her standing there, and she was ....
- I should have known better than to ...
- I should never have eaten ...
- I snapped my fingers and ...
- I think I'm going to need a lawyer ...
- I think you went too far when you ...
- I thought my ancestors were ____ but in reality they were _____
- I took my car in for service and afterwards ...
- I want _____, but _____
- I want to _____ but _____
- I warned her not to ...
- I was cooking dinner and then......
- I was digging in my garden and found a box that contained...
- I was driving down the road when suddenly....
- I was foolish to think that ...
- I was happy to see the mailman because ...
- I was in my canoe when ...
- I was minding my own business when...
- I was minding my own business, when suddenly this guy ...
- I was pleasantly surprised when ...
- I was shocked to learn my son ...
- I was surprised to see a _____ in a 7-11.
- I was talking a nice walk in the park when suddenly ...
- I was totally shocked to learn that ...
- I was trying to get to ___ but ended up in ___
- I wasn't hired because they were looking for someone who ...
- I went out to get ____ and came back with ____
- I went to ____ and _____
- I went to 65 Flavors Ice Cream, couldn't decide between ___ and ____
- I went to buy_____but came home with_______
- I went to the zoo and saw.....
- I wish humanity would...
- I wish I could ____ but I _____
- I wish I could help you, but ...
- I wish I could...
- I wish I had more time to ...
- I wish I had never ...
- I wish that we all ...
- I won't get married because..
- I wonder why ...
- I would be truly happy if I had a ...
- I would have been here to help you, but I ...
- I would never ...
- Ice skating
- Idea for a cheap date
- Idea for new "reality" TV show
- Idiot once say ...
- If a dog gets drunk ...
- If animals ran the zoo
- If at first you don't succeed...
- If cows could fly
- If cows ruled the world ...
- If dogs ruled the world ...
- If ever I would leave you ...
- If God didn't want us to ____ - He would not have ____
- If I Ever I would Leave You ....
- If I had a hammer......
- If I had a million dollars
- If I had a time machine...
- If I had more time, I would...
- If I lived in Ancient Rome ...
- If I lived in prehistoric times ...
- If I was in charge of Marriott Hotels
- If I were a carpenter, I'd ...
- If I were in Brazil right now ...
- If I won the lottery
- If it weren't for _____ I would _____
- If money were no object, what would you do all day
- If only I had known.......when I was younger
- If the Homeowners Assn is called this - don't buy in
- If the South had won the Civil War
- If you came with a warning label what would it be?
- If you can't be with the one you love, ...
- If you can stay calm during ______, that's cool.
- If you could be anything
- If you could turn back time
- If you could turn back time.
- If you had a sitcom, what would it be called?
- If you want my opinion, ...
- If you want to ____, you'll need to ____
- If you were in the Odd Couple, who would the other person be?
- Important (real) invention
- Important story in the news
- Impractical inventions
- In a better world ...
- In a movie about your life, who would play you?
- In a recent study, it was found that men generally ...
- In a recent study, it was found that women generally ...
- In an Insane Asylum ...
- In line for concert tickets ...
- In MY family, we ALWAYS ...
- In MY family, we NEVER ...
- In my garage, I ...
- In the future ...
- In the future, cars will ...
- In the future, I will ____ more often.
- In the grocery store
- In the mail today ...
- In the old days...
- In town today, a guy was pushing a wheelbarrow with ____ in it
- Inappropriate places to start dancing
- Include a color and a number
- Include a Disney Villain
- Incomprehensible title of a science dissertation
- India
- Indication lawyer has no idea what he's doing
- Indication someone has too MUCH money
- Indication you are no longer "cool"
- Indication your blind date is a real cheapskate
- Indication your boss is sexist
- Indication your doctor missed some classes in med school
- Indication your dog sled supplier is unreliable
- Indication your kid is in trouble
- Indication your lawyer is bad
- Indication your marriage is in trouble
- Indication your upcoming marriage might not be a good idea
- Ingredients in your perfect homemade soup
- Inlaws
- Insects
- Insensitive greeting card sayings
- Insight from your child
- Insult your boss
- Internet site you don't tell people you like
- Internet sites to avoid.
- Invisible Persons Meeting Agenda Item
- ISP you would switch to
- It's a bad hair day when...
- It's a long way from here to .....
- It's a shame kids today are all involved with ...
- It's always darkest before......
- It's never a good time for ...
- It's never to late to ...
- It's not Georgia on your mind, it's ....
- It's not you, it's...
- It's the last day of your life. What do you realize?
- It's two hours before the wedding, and ...
- It does NOT take a village to ...
- It really bothered me hearing my husband say ...
- It really bothered me hearing my wife say ...
- It seemed like a good idea at the time.
- It takes ___ to ___
- It takes two to ____
- It took me 3 tries to succeed at ...
- It was surprising when the vet said your dog ...
- Item common in homes "back then" which no longer exists
- Item from your Bucket List
- Items in your dowry (offered or received)
- Japan
- Jeopardy categories
- Jet lag
- Jimmy Dean says buy my sausages because they're ...
- Jobs you wish you could do
- John Lennon
- Jolly Olde England
- Judge Judy
- Kids these days - I just don't know ...
- Kids today ...
- Kids today will never know what _______ was like.
- Kindergarten lesson learned which is still of use now
- King Kong
- Kitchen disaster
- Kitchen mishaps
- Knock knock ... who's there?
- Las Vegas' new motto is ...
- Last commandment you broke
- Last commandment your broke
- Last night I....
- Last thing you googled
- Last thing you misplaced.
- Last time I went on a date.....
- Late at night, I like to ...
- Laundromat mishap
- Leadership
- Least favorite city
- Least favorite household chore
- Legend has it that ...
- Leonardo Da Vinci
- Let me tell you about our 14 hour flight ....
- Lies kids tell their parents
- Lies on your resume'
- Lies parents tell their kids
- Life in the big city.
- Life in the nunnery thee got to
- Life is just a bowl of ...
- Life is like a ...
- Life of a professional acro player
- Life on a submarine
- Life was difficult for cavemen before ...
- Life would be meaningless without ...
- Line from a murder mystery
- Line from a romance novel
- Line from a sci-fi novel
- Line in your will that caused a commotion
- Line(s) cut from Gone With the Wind
- Line(s) cut from Titanic (movie)
- Literature
- London
- Look out! In the sky, it's a....
- Look! It's a.....
- Look! That monkey is....
- Looking around the basement, I was surprised to find ...
- Looking out my window tonight, I saw ...
- Losing weight
- Love means never having to...
- Lyric from your new number one pop song.
- M * A * S * H
- Magazine or newspaper you would never give up reading
- Make up a charity and tell me why I want to donate.
- Make up a goofy superhero
- Make up a new dish for an Italian restaurant
- Make up a new online game
- Make up a proverb.
- Make up an ending to Wizard of Oz
- Makeup tip from Tammy Faye Bakker
- Mama always said don't trust ...
- Mammals
- Mark Twain
- Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's ...
- McDonalds changes its name to ...
- Memory of a school dance
- Message from God on your answering machine
- Message in hallmark card for not getting a job
- Message left for Obama on his answering machine
- Message left for the Queen on her answering machine
- Message left for Trump on his answering machine
- Message left for you on your answering machine
- Message on your T-shirt
- Message received from first person to land on Mars
- Mexico
- Mid-life crisis
- Mirror, Mirror on the wall ...
- Mirrors
- Mishaps at the gas pumps.
- Mishaps in the doctor's office
- Mishaps in the emergency room
- Moby Dick
- Moby Dick
- Modern technology.
- Mom, for the 5th time...!
- Mommy, Mommy, wake up, I....
- Mondays
- Money
- Morning routine
- Mornings
- Most important item in your lost wallet
- Most useful thing that you own
- Motto for a grocery store chain
- Motto for Iceland
- Movie or TV stars
- Movies
- Mr T
- Muhammid Ali
- Mummies
- Music
- Musical group or person from your era
- Musical instruments
- Musicals
- My _____ broke down, now I can't ____
- My biggest problem is ...
- My car broke down, so to get to work, I ...
- My date was so ugly, I ...
- My doctor told me ...
- My doctor told me to stop ...
- My dog's so old that he....
- My flight would have been better if ...
- My grandpa was ...
- My husband confessed to me..
- My lawyer advised me not to ...
- My lawyer advised me to ...
- My life can be summed up in these few words...
- My mom always said ...
- My mom freaked when she looked at my browser history and found...
- My mom told me I never should ...
- My Mom told me I should never have married this person because ...
- My neighbors think I'm strange when I...
- My new political party the ____ Party stands for _____
- My parents finally told me that ...
- My partner doesn't know that ...
- My secret personality
- My Therapist told me I need to ____
- My therapist told me to...
- My Uber driver told me ...
- My wife always tells me not to ...
- My wife confessed to me..
- My wife shocked me when she said......
- Name a new cocktail and describe it
- Name a new medicine and tell what it's for
- Name a REAL Product and its function
- Name and describe a new Starbucks drink.
- Name and describe a new wine.
- Name and describe that newly discovered dinosaur
- Name and describe the exercise machine you designed
- Name and title, like "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective"
- Name for a store that sells chocolates and chocolate goods
- Name for your chess club.
- Name for your new restaurant
- Name for your new Wedding Planning business
- Name of a bad seafood restaurant
- Name of a new law
- Name of a new puzzle
- Name of a pest control company
- Name of a security company
- Name of a surefire hit song
- Name of a tawdry romance novel
- Name of an opera you would never go to
- Name of golf course you built
- Name of hotel not to hold a conference at
- Name of new government agency
- Name of small town newspaper
- Name of the cowboy association
- Name of the new #1 hit song by "Exploding Eardrums"
- Name of tv's new hit show and what it's about
- Name of your failed rock band
- Name of your failed TV cooking show
- Name of your laundry business
- Name of your new B-and-B
- Name Of Your New Bar
- Name of your new business
- Name of your new dance school
- Name of your new giraffe
- Name of your new holiday cooking show.
- Name of your NEW medication and what it's for.
- Name of your new rock band
- Name of your new second hand store.
- Name of your new Square Dance Song
- Name of your new store
- Name of your new vegan restaurant.
- Name of your private detective agency
- Name of your Roller Derby Team
- Name of your surefire moneymaking business
- Name you would give to your self-driving car
- Name your new DIY show.
- Neighbors
- Nevada's new state motto
- Never ...
- Never do today what you can.......
- New
- New coffee sizes at Starbucks
- New ending on a Disney movie
- New England
- New England states
- New euphemisms for marijuana
- New government department
- New name for AARP (retirement society)
- New name for auto club AAA
- New name for Buckingham Palace
- New name for FEMA (the emergency aid agency)
- New proposed regulation that would be just too much
- New sport for the Winter Olympics
- New state motto for Iowa
- New State Motto for New Jersey
- New techonology (real or imagined) we really don't need
- New way to start a fire
- New York City
- Next J.K Rowling book, Harry Potter and the...
- Next Stephen King novel will be ...
- Next time I go to Texas, I'm going to....
- Next time, on Dr. Phil
- No I'm not pregnant, I just...
- No more money, now we are being paid with...
- No, I will not ...
- Nosey neighbors
- Not sure I want to use the Urgent Care place called ...
- Note from teacher to parent
- Note in a bottle
- Note left on your windshield said:
- Nothing shocks me except...
- Novel use for Windex
- Now what was the reason I got married?
- Obsolete technology
- Occasion(s) for which there are no Hallmark Cards
- Odd animals to have as pets.
- Odd dinner you make with what you had
- Odd name for a bookstore
- Odd name for a brand of toilet paper
- Odd name for a funeral parlor
- Odd name for a hair salon/ barbershop
- Odd name for a summer camp
- Odd name for a wedding venue
- Odd name for a window washing company
- Odd name for an art studio.
- Odd names for new See's Candies
- Odd online ad items.
- Odd phrase to wear on a T-shirt
- Odd places to spread your ashes
- Odd thing that happened when you were driving.
- Odd thing you found in your hotel room.
- Odd title for a Travel Guide
- Odd way to reprimand a child.
- Oddest thing in your refrigerator
- Oh no my Roomba is...
- Oh, man ....
- Old
- Old TV shows
- OMG It's a bear! (now what?)
- OMG! My kid just told his teacher that we ...
- Ominous headline
- On a bachelor's shopping list
- On a cruise to Alaska
- On a Greyhound bus
- On a Rainy Day or Monday, I usually ....
- On a typical day at work, I ...
- On an island
- On banner at a car dealer
- On my first time at a casino ...
- On my trip to Antarctica ...
- On my trip to Mexico, ....
- On my way to work today ...
- On no! They're making ____ illegal now!
- On the farm
- On the menu at a weird Chinese restaurant
- On the menu at a weird Italian restaurant
- On the Next Episode of the Golden Girls
- On the road to ...
- On the road to .... I encountered ....
- On the street where you live ...
- On this week's episode of Wild Ferocious Beasts ...
- On today's "As the World Churns" ...
- Once upon a time ...
- Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away ...
- Once upon a time, there was a ...
- One day, you find a horse and buggy in your garage and your car is gone
- One of your all-time favorite songs
- One Olympic sport you'd be worst at
- Online dating
- Only God can make a ...
- Oops! I just texted this message to my boss:
- Oops, yOou accidentally sent the Chippendales to Grandma's birthday party
- Opening words of your autobiography
- Opera
- Optimism
- Original movie title followed by a better one
- Orville and Wilbur Wright
- Other uses for a book besides reading.
- Our recent family reunion is the LAST ... because ..
- Out of everyone in the world who would be your running mate in 2020
- Outer space stuff
- Outgoing message on Obama's answering machine
- Outgoing message on the Queen's answering machine
- Outgoing message on Trump's answering machine
- Outgoing message on your answering machine
- Overheard on Noah's Ark
- Oy! Have I got troubles.
- Pain relief options
- Painful or uncomfortable thing to wear
- Pander (acro about one or more of the players)
- Pardon me, do you happen to have ...
- Parent left speechless when teacher said this
- Paris
- Parrots
- Parties
- Passing the buck.
- Peanut butter
- Peanuts comic strip
- Pets
- Pick-up line used by a nerd
- Picture yourself (doing this ...)
- Picture yourself in ...
- Pigs are flying! What has happened?
- Pinocchio is dead, what do we do with the body?
- Pizza
- Pizza place to avoid
- Place your trust in ...
- Places wrecked by too many tourists visiting
- Plane, train, or automobile?
- Planets
- Playground bullies
- Plot of a Lassie episode
- Plot of movie which, surprisingly, has Oprah in it
- Plot of movie which, surprisingly, has Tom Cruise in it
- Politics
- Pompous dog name
- Poor gambling strategy.
- Poorly translated instruction manual
- Poorly written love letter
- Pose a question and answer it
- Pretend you know something about physics.
- Prince Charming came by today ... but ..
- Private message mishaps
- Problem at a gas station
- Problem rich people have that the rest of us don't have
- Problem with laundry
- Pros or cons of boat ownership
- Pros or cons of commuting by bus
- Pros or cons of using a discount pharmacy
- Pros/cons of a prenuptial agreement
- Provide an inspirational quote
- Public transportation
- Purchases on amazon that you regretted
- Puzzling Road Sign
- Pyramids
- Qualities important in a boss
- Qualities important in a employee
- Qualities important in a judge
- Question(s) you'd like to ask God
- Rainbows
- Rainstorms
- Reaction to your hand with 5 kings in poker game
- Reason they said your internet bill is increasing
- Reason to buy a new outfit
- Reason to go for a walk.
- Reason you had to order an Uber
- Reasons to break up
- Reasons to get a new car.
- Reasons to get married - or not.
- Reasons to go out to eat
- Reasons to move house
- Recipe for disaster
- Recurring nightmare you have
- Redneck gift ideas.
- Regrets expressed on your deathbed
- Regrettable neck tattoo
- Rejected ad slogan for Charmin
- Rejected Bible book(s)
- Rejected Birthday Party Theme
- Rejected Breakfast Cereal
- Rejected crayon color(s)
- Rejected Disney movie title
- Rejected Girl Scout Cookie varieties
- Rejected Hallmark Birthday Card message
- Rejected ice cream flavors
- Rejected idea for TV Game Show
- Rejected James Bond movie title(s)
- Rejected name for TV Game Show
- Rejected names for hair styles
- Rejected Olympic Event(s)
- Rejected romance movie titles
- Rejected show titles before they settled on "Friends"
- Rejected Slogan for a Candy Shop
- Rejected snack food ideas
- Rejected Theme Park ideas
- Remember the ____, because ...
- Renewable energy
- Rental car problem
- Rental car problem
- Reptiles
- Request your last meal
- Requirements you put in your Match.com post for a date
- Revenge is .....
- Revenge is a dish best served ...
- Rich people
- Right way to ask for a raise
- Road trip
- Road Trip Disaster
- Rock music
- Rocky & Bullwinkle
- Roses are red, violets are blue ... (and the rest is up to you)
- Rude comment by waiter
- Rumor has it....
- Russia
- Sadly, it's true that ...
- Sarah Palin
- Satan's outgoing answering machine.
- Say, what do you call that hairdo?
- Scandal at the Funeral Home
- Scary Fortune Cookie sayings
- Scary headline
- Science
- Scientists should be working on ...
- Scientology
- Scuba diving
- Secret you're keeping
- Seeing a homeless person asking for money today, I ...
- Sesame Street
- Shocking graduation speech
- Shopping at a high-end store (Neiman-Marcus, Harrod's, etc.)
- Show off your vocabulary about cars
- Side effects may include ...
- Sign at the entrance to Heaven
- Sign at the entrance to Hell
- Sign it will not be a good day
- Sign of a corrupt politician
- Sign of a dishonest lawyer
- Sign of mental decilne in an older person
- Sign on ancient pyramid
- Sign on entrance to amusement park
- Sign on entrance to casino
- Sign on Entrance to the Massage Parlor
- Sign on store window
- Sign on the Closed bathroom
- Sign on the Closed Church
- Sign on the closed nuclear reactor facility
- Sign on the Closed Pet Grooming Shop
- Sign on the closed satellite company door
- Sign on the Entrance to the Nuclear Plant
- Sign on your bathroom door
- Sign on your bedroom door
- Sign on your front door
- Sign posted in your kitchen
- Sign you're on the wrong road to success
- Sign you had too much to drink
- Sign you saw at the airport
- Sign your date didn't go to charm school
- Sign(s) you might see on Noah's Ark
- Signs of cheating at poker
- Signs that you're not getting enough sleep
- Signs the referee is being bribed.
- Signs you're getting old.
- Signs you are "losing it"
- Signs you are about to be fired
- Signs you are under a voodoo curse.
- Signs you aren't cool anymore.
- Signs you need a life
- Signs you need your medication increased.
- Signs you use your VISA card too much
- Signs your era has passed into the bygone
- Signs your house is haunted
- Signs your neighbor's dog is possessed
- Signs your roommate is a terrorist.
- Signs your roommate is an undercover FBI agent
- Sitcom premise doomed to fail
- Situation where the odds seem stacked against you
- Skiing accident
- Sleeping in
- Slogan for a funeral home
- Slogan for a Tanning Salon
- Slogan for the Dog Grooming Place
- Slogan for your cleaning business.
- Small town newspaper headlines
- Smile
- Snooty family's name for their cat
- So this guy brought his ___ on our date which really freaked me out
- Soaring prices. how to economize
- Someone you saw at a casino
- Something (other than a boat) you'd want on a desert island
- Something a burglar wouldn't want to see when breaking into a house
- Something better than being rich
- Something every household should have
- Something fancy you can't afford
- Something for which there is just no explanation
- Something helps you get to sleep
- Something in your house you need to get rid of
- Something ineffective to bring to a gunfight
- Something joyful
- Something only rich people say
- Something regrettable a college kid did on spring break
- Something surprising you found in your fridge.
- Something that is no more
- Something that makes you really mad.
- Something that technology has made obsolete
- Something wise your mother said that thought otherwise of then
- Something you'd buy if you could afford it
- Something you can do to help the environment
- Something you don't want to hear your pilot say
- Something you have vowed never to do
- Something you imagined
- Something you should get rid of
- Something you should never do while driving
- Something you should never take lightly
- Something you tried once, and then swore off doing ever again
- Something you try not to eat anymore
- Something you would undo if you could
- Something your parents told you not to waste
- Sometimes I feel ...
- Sometimes I wish that ....
- Sometimes I wish that ....
- Somone you'd like to interview
- Songs by the hit band Mama's Armpit
- Soon to be published: Harry Potter and the ....
- Sorry everyone, I just ...
- Sorry, I can't _____ because I _____
- South America
- Spam phone call you got
- Specific kind of fish
- Speeding ticket
- Sports
- Sports betting
- Sputnik
- Stage fright
- Standin' on the corner, watchin' all the ... go by.
- Star Wars
- Statue you have in your yard
- Stay calm and ...
- Steven Spielberg movies
- Strange bumper sticker
- Strange name for a university
- Strange opening of a sermon
- Strange prescription taking instructions
- Strange sighting in space
- Strange thing an ER nurse might see.
- Strange thing the minister said during wedding ceremony
- Strange things to fill a pinata with
- Strange tombstone inscription
- Strangest places to acro
- Strangest thing asked at your job interview
- Strangest thing in your closet
- Strangest thing you believe in
- Stuck in traffic
- Stupid celebrities
- Stupid criminal blunder
- Stupid Sally is so stupid, she thinks a ____ is a ______.
- Stupidest thing you did as a teenager
- Suggested new Bible book
- Suggested new Girl Scout cookie variety.
- Summer camp
- Summer olympics
- Sunsets
- Suprising thing to see on the front of a bus
- Suprising thing you learned at your HS reunion
- Surefire ways to terrify your neighbors
- Surprising thing you learned about your parents after they died
- Suspicious sounding charity
- Synopsis of your screenplay which was rejected by every studio
- Tabloid headlines.
- Tailgating (on the highway)
- Taking the school bus
- Talk a lion out of eating you
- Talk yourself out of a job...
- Tattoo you are contemplating getting
- Tattooed on your forehead
- Teacher called parent to say ....
- Teachers
- Tell me again why we are broke.
- Tell us a big fat lie
- Tell us a high school memory
- Tell us about the new business you just opened
- Texas
- Texas' new state motto
- Text message sent to (dad,mom) meant for (boy,girl)friend.
- Text message you wish you hadn't sent to your boss
- Text of a very unusual ad on Craigslist
- That's how I want to die.
- That's it! I'm never going to _____ ever again!
- That daring young man on the flying trapeze
- That doesn't look like coffee in that mug! What're you drinking?
- That new barbeque place opened in town, and I ...
- The 'truth' about men
- The 'truth' about women
- The 1920's
- The 1930's
- The 1960's
- The Arctic
- The Beatles
- The benefits of a walk in the woods.
- The best car brand is ....
- The best day of your life
- The best part of waking up is ...
- The best thing about having a pet
- The best thing about your smile
- The best US city is ...
- The boss was being very far sighted when he said ...
- The British Royal Family
- The charm of "Country Roads"
- The countryside
- The curse that witch put on you
- The days when airlines served real food
- The devil made me do it
- The doctor called you a hypochondriac because you thought ...
- The doctor said your new disease is ...
- The escape of which animal from the zoo terrifies you the most
- The feeling when you forget to vote here
- The Final Jeopardy question that cost you the game
- The first day at work I told the boss ...
- The first time you tried ____, ...
- The Flintstones
- The future
- The Great Lakes
- The IKEA Experience
- The key to a happy marriage
- The last time I flew on Maybe airlines, ...
- The last time I went to Disneyland...
- The line at the grocery store was long because
- The Loch Ness Monster
- The lost and found office didn't know what to do with ...
- The most outrageous thing on Facebook today.
- The most ridiculous fact that you know
- The night is young. What are your plans?
- The Old West
- The only job you could get at the restaurant was ...
- The only thing we have to fear is ...
- The perfect place to retire has ...
- The plot of the TV show you'd like to star in
- The pre-Industrial Age when life was simpler.
- The problem with being poor is ...
- The real-life role your were born to play
- The reason you went to work without socks.
- The results are in and you are...
- The road to ____ is paved with _____
- The secret to a long healthy life.
- The Self-check out line
- The Simpsons
- The Solar System
- The Sound of Music musical
- The Stock Market
- The talent you would show the world
- The theatrical role your were born to play
- The Titanic
- The title of your autobiography
- The title of your dissertation
- The tortoise cheated to beat the hare, how?
- The treasure I found at the yard sale.
- The Trial of the Century WILL be about ...
- The trick that helped your dog win the show
- The truth will ...
- The TSA inspector asked WHY you have a ________ in your bag
- The US Midwest
- The US Supreme Court
- The USA expands west in the 1800's
- The username you wished you had created for Acro.
- The water under the bridge was troubled becasue ....
- The way to a man's heart is....
- The weather suddenly turns cold
- The Wild West
- The world ends tomorrow, what do you do today?
- The worst job you ever had.
- The worst thing about a hospital stay is ...
- The writing on the wall...
- Theme for a school dance
- There's an app for that
- They had to cancel the big parade because
- They say "Breaking up is hard to do", but I found you can easily ...
- Things not to say at a family reunion
- Things not to say at a funeral
- Things not to say at a high school reunion
- Things not to say at a wedding
- Things not to say at an airport
- Things not to say when interviewing a job seeker
- Things you are grateful for
- Things you found at a garage sale.
- Things you learned from your parrots [BIRDS!]
- Thinking about my life, I finally realized ...
- This always makes me smile.
- This friend of mine always shows up late
- This guy was so fat ...
- This guy was so ugly ...
- This job is just too much sometimes
- This was such a long day becuuse......
- Those OTHER Acro sites are pretty ...
- Thou shalt not ...
- Thoughts as you lay in bed at night
- Time of day you enjoy the most
- Time will tell ... but what?
- Tips & Tricks for a winning game
- Tips for living a 100 years.
- Title (and maybe subtitle) of a book by Barbie
- Title of a bad love song
- Title of a bad romance novel
- Title of a history book for our era
- Title of a movie you could star in
- Title of a musical
- Title of a musical about your life
- Title of a mystery novel
- Title of one page book.
- Title of song you wrote that became a hit
- Title of the book you just wrote.
- Title of the essay your 4th grader just wrote
- Title of your Best Selling Acro Book
- Title of your best selling Acro Tip book
- Title of your best selling cookbook
- Title of your Book on Fiscal Responsibility
- Title of Your Financial Self Help Book
- Title of your new book "HOW I..."
- Title of your new self-help book
- Title of your odd book of poems
- Title of your Op-Ed to your local paper
- Title of your podcast
- Title or first line of your new gospel song
- To be honest, you ...
- To be honest, you ought to know that you ...
- To keep up with the Joneses, we bought a ...
- To lead a good life, you need ...
- Today at the grocery store
- Today at the grocery store your bagger....
- Today at the store, I was really embarrassed when ...
- Today I saw a policeman ... (do this)
- Today on Twitter someone said
- Today, for the first time ever, I ...
- Today, I found $100 on the street, and immediately I ...
- Today, on the corner of my street, ....
- Today, you found yourself to be invisible
- Topic for a 6th grade debate
- Topic(s) no one wants to acro about
- Total nonsense using $10 words
- Toto, were not in Kansas anymore, where are we?
- Tough decision to make
- Tourist agency motto for Bali
- Traffic
- Traffic tickets
- Travel back in time and tell your parents how to raise you
- TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
- Turning 60 is like ...
- TV
- TV character meets Movie character
- TV commercials
- Twitter: force for good or evil?
- Two line conversation between a Liberal and an Conservative
- Two line dialog between fighting couple
- Uh-oh, I forgot to bring ...
- Uh-oh, I messed up again. How?
- Ultimate made-up ice cream flavors
- Unacceptable Jeopardy category
- Uncoventional ways to catch a fish
- Under the sea
- Undiscovered book by Charles Dickens
- Unexpected use for duct tape
- Unfair employment practice of big company
- Unfortunate occurrences
- Unfounded childhood belief
- Unhealthy, but effective, way to lose weight
- Unicorns
- Unkeepable campaign promise
- Unpopular toys
- Unsolicited Advice you gave and to who
- Unsolved mystery you'd like to see resolved
- Unusual new diet.
- Unusual pet choice
- Unusual pie recipe
- Unusual sight at the bank drive-up
- Unusual tricks your dog can do
- Unusual use for duct tape
- Unwritten rule at work
- US presidents
- US state or Canadian province
- Use a Shakespearean reference.
- Use a word that has likely never been used before in Acrozilla.
- Use at least one foreign word
- Use words with double letters
- Use words with lots and lots of L's
- Use words with lots and lots of M's
- Use words with lots and lots of R's
- Use words with lots and lots of S's
- Use words with lots and lots of T's
- Usefulness of knowing more than one language
- Vacation disaster.
- Walmart
- Warning label on a video game
- Warning sticker that shouldn't really be needed
- Washing your dog
- Watercooler gossip ...
- Way(s) to annoy a librarian
- Way(s) to entertain children when traveling
- Way(s) to make a few extra bucks
- Ways to avoid a virus
- Ways to make extra money
- We're about to have triplets? that news is ....
- We're having a party to celebrate ...
- We need to replace our ____ because _____
- We needed to marry because
- We were having Fun Fun Fun til her daddy took ____ away
- Weather disasters
- Website you visited that the FBI is now interested in
- Wedding cake decorator's embarrassing mistake
- Wedding drama
- Wedding ruined by ...
- Weird road sign
- Weird thing found at Home Depot
- Weird thing you saw on the supermarket shelf
- Well-known mountains
- Well known city outside the US
- What's at the end of the rainbow?
- What's for dinner?
- What's in your fridge?
- What's one of your desires?
- What's that in the sky?
- What's that sound?
- What's the best part of your current automobile?
- What's under the bed?
- What's up, Doc?
- What's wrong with your car?
- What's wrong?
- What's your beef?
- What's your best feature?
- What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
- What (real or fake) spy gadget would you love to have
- What 8-year-old Johnny brought home from school
- What a "break up text" might say.
- What a 10-year-old would buy if he could
- What a bartender heard from a patron
- What a minister did, causing a scandal
- What a minister said, causing a scandal
- What a minister wore, causing a scandal
- What a monk might say after a year of silence
- What a policeman did, causing a scandal
- What a policeman said, causing a scandal
- What a teacher did, causing a scandal
- What a teacher said, causing a scandal
- What a teacher wore, causing a scandal
- What ants really think about humans
- WHAT are you hiding behind you?
- WHAT are you hiding in your closet?
- What are you protesting?
- What are you so mad about?
- What bad thing happened on your first sky dive?
- What Brazil and Nepal are at war about
- What breaks your heart
- What building they asked you to lay the cornerstone of
- What can you get for a quarter these days?
- What caused the panic at the disco?
- What caused your bankruptcy
- What celebrity do you most resemble?
- What character trait do you share with your favorite animal
- What climber said after reaching mountain peak
- What competition did you enter?
- What concerns you
- What contest did you LOSE
- What contest did you win?
- What did Alexa answer, when you asked "what are you wearing?"
- What did Goldilocks really want?
- What did Hazmat the Cat do to wreck your kitchen?
- What did Rip Van Winkle say upon waking up after 20 years?
- What did the burglars steal from the 7-11?
- What did the fortune teller reveal to you?
- What did the grammar police tell you?
- What did the interior designer tell you?
- What did the note on your windshield say
- What did the nurse tell the doctor?
- What did they make better in olden days?
- What did you accidentally give to Goodwill
- What did you accomplish today?
- What did you and Grandma talk about?
- What did you bake for the baking contest
- What did you see at WalMart?
- What did your breakup text read?
- What did your S.O. do now?
- What distraction caused your car accident?
- What do people assume about you by your appearance
- What do whales do all day?
- What do you mean, you forgot to vote?
- What do you want but can't have?
- What do you welcome new neighbors with?
- What does a celebrity's assistant do?
- What does God look like?
- What does your coffee mug say?
- What does your dating profile say?
- What does your talking chicken say?
- What eliminates an acro from getting your vote
- What emergency was Lassie trying to communicate
- What every man likes to hear
- What every woman likes to hear
- What everyone seems to love but you don't
- What gets better with age?
- What God needs to know
- What God told you in Heaven
- What Granny did at Bingo Night
- What happened at the bank today?
- What happened at the dog show?
- What happened at the library
- What happened in Vegas...
- What happened on Day One to your new car
- What happened to you after actually Rockin' Around the Clock for 24 hrs?
- What happened to your clothes?
- What happened to your face?
- What happened when Price is Right picked someone at random
- What happened when you did your grocery shopping on skates
- What happened when you rented a scooter
- What I'd do with $500 I found on the street
- What I asked the flight attendant.
- What I saw out my window
- What instrument you've always wanted to play
- What is in the trunk of the used car you bought?
- What is on your protest sign?
- What is on your Vanity License Plate
- What is our Earth thinking?
- What is printed on your infant's onesie
- What is the lesser known 8th deadly sin?
- What is written on your grandpa's shirt
- What it says on your coffee mug
- What kind of character would you like to play in a movie?
- What made you go to the doctor
- What made you mad at work?
- What made your day
- What made your day
- What made your day (better)
- What major purchase are you hiding from your significant other
- What makes 'spring chickens' so special?...
- What makes a great chef?
- What makes a newspaper good
- What makes ducks mad
- What makes you happy?
- What makes you think you're so smart?
- What Martians say on arrival
- What might make this A Wonderful World
- What mistake you made today
- What mundane duty did they give you at work?
- What must they have at your funeral?
- What needs cleaning at your house?
- What not to say at a job interview
- What not to say on a first date.
- What not to say to a cop
- What not to say to your new Supervisor
- What not to say when you are pulled over by a cop
- What not to shout in church
- What not to wear to a job interview.
- What parent demanded a teacher be fired
- What past event would you like to witness?
- What prize did you win?
- What question are you "asking for a friend"?
- What real-life person would you be chosen to play in a movie?
- What really gets me mad is ...
- What really shook me up today was ...
- What really ticks you off?
- What Romania and the Philippines are at war about
- What ruined the party?
- What scam phone call did you get recently
- What Simon Cowell said to you on that "Got Talent" show
- What small thing can you do to make the World better
- What stood out as the weirdest thing about your date?
- What subject did you love or hate in school?
- What teachers do off duty
- What Thailand and Mexico are at war about
- What the babysitter said your little brat did
- What the couple is fighting about
- What the doctor told you at last visit
- What the hat you wore to a rally says
- What the little devil on your shoulder whispered in your ear
- What the neon sign over your front door says
- What the pilot said over the intercom right before takeoff
- What the rich guy did for homeless people
- What the surgeon amputated by mistake
- What the theme of your WACRO radio station is
- What the Walmart greeter really wants to say to you
- What the world needs now is....
- What this party needs is ...
- What to do after a botched Plastic Surgery
- What to do when Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves are at your door?
- What to do when lost in the forest
- What to do when there are too many Toyotas for your garage
- What to do when you get a confusing topic.
- What to do when you hate your new glasses?
- What to do when you have the house to yourself
- What to do with no internet
- What to do with your life savings
- What to watch out for when playing poker with a guy named "Lucky"
- What TSA found in your carry on bag
- What unexpected delivery from Amazon came for you today?
- What use do you have for a drone?
- What was before the Big Bang?
- What was caught on your nanny cam?
- What was in the Amazon package you stole from your neighbor
- What was in the package that was delivered today from Amazon?
- What was in the time capsule you found in backyard
- What was the lady in Walmart shouting?
- What was the panic at the disco?
- What was written in the thank you card you received?
- What was your last nightmare about?
- What was your last Spam email regarding
- What were you arrested for?
- What were you doing on the street corner last night?
- What were you told as a child that turned out to be untrue
- What will you be remembered for?
- What will your legacy be?
- What would add a little zip to your life
- What would you do if Bigfoot confronted you?
- What would you do if you received a gift you hated?
- What would you do if you were God for the day?
- What you'd stock up on in advance of a big storm and why
- What you'd tell God after you enter Heaven
- What you're doing at the beach
- What you're really good at
- What you are good at making
- What you are too old to do
- What you bought on Amazon and regret
- What you bought on Amazon and then regretted
- What you bought on clearance, but regretted later
- What you bought too many of at Costco
- What you did at the county fair
- What you did on America's Got Talent that got you buzzed off the stage
- What you did on your 1st day of work that got you fired
- What you did on your last date
- What you did to get those Super Bowl tickets.
- What you did to your house that angered the neighbors
- What you did when your SO stood you up at the altar
- What you do every day that you're tired of doing.
- What you do if your date's breath smells like onion.
- What you do or don't do at the casino
- What you do when you're frantic
- What you do when your internet is down
- What you forgot to bring on your camping trip
- What you forgot to do yesterday
- What you found in an ice cube while eating at a posh restaurant
- What you found left in the copy machine when you lifted the lid
- What you found on the beach
- What you found on the street
- What you found on your walk today.
- What you found while mowing the lawn
- What you got a prize for
- What you had to return to Amazon.
- What you had to testify in court about
- What you have mastered by watching youtube videos
- What you know about Los Angeles
- What you know you should do, but don't do
- What you learned from your Dad
- What you learned how to do by watching a Youtube video
- What you learned on Facebook
- What you look for in a spouse
- What you look for in buying a fridge
- What you look for in choosing a doctor
- What you made that won at the county fair
- What you omitted to tell the doctor at your last visit
- What you overheard about yourself from the workplace bathroom stall
- What you overheard at your Dr.'s appt
- What you said after leaving an opera performance
- What you said to your angry significant other.
- What you said when your kid fell on the ice
- What you said when your neighbor bought a Tesla
- What you saw at the beach
- What you saw on Safari
- What you saw on your security camera video
- What you saw that made you say Ewwwww!
- What you saw while driving on the freeway
- What you saw while on safari
- What you say arriving on moon
- What you see after turning on a light
- What you see in your crystal ball.
- What you should ask someone before marrying them
- What you should never do at a drive-thru
- What you sold this year
- What you talked about at the big family dinner
- What you taught your dog to do.
- What you tell your spouse you do everynight during acrozilla
- What you tried to smuggle onto a plane
- What you want your kid to grow up to be
- What YOU wear to the gym
- What you wish you were better at
- What you won a gold medal for
- What you won a Nobel Prize for
- What you won on The Price is Right
- What you won playing a game at the county fair
- What you would ask God if he'd listen
- What you would do if you were invisible
- What you would do on a relaxing day.
- What you would say if you saw someone famous.
- What you would say to your 13 year old self
- What you would tell your younger self about money
- What you wrote on Twitter today.
- What your 23AndMe test revealed
- What your act is on "America's Got Talent"
- What your blood test indicated
- What your cat does while you're at work
- What your doctor forbade
- What your dog did to the neighbors
- What your dog does while you're at work
- What your ex says about you
- What your GoFundMe campaign is for
- What your kid did now
- What your medical test revealed that surprised you
- What your mom caught you doing
- What your new company is selling
- What your parents hid from you
- What your partner doesn't know
- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
- Whatcha gonna do?
- When a nerd can be good to have around
- When a NYer arrives in small town Kansas
- When a physical therapist goes rogue
- When every acro gets the same number of votes
- When I'm really hungry, I'd eat ....
- When I didn't tip the pizza deliverer, he ...
- When I got to the airport, I realized ...
- When I grow up ...
- When I see kids smoking, I want to ....
- When I was a kid, we ...
- When I was younger, I could easily ...
- When in doubt....
- When our second child was born, his older brother ....
- When Queen Elizabeth II dies ...
- When robots are doing everything ...
- When someone meddles in your affairs, you ...
- When someone you're meeting is late, ...
- When the bakery was out of my favorite, I decided to ...
- When the power goes out ...
- When the seas rise. I will....
- when the tooth fairy goes rogue...
- When the twin to your acro gets more votes than yours
- When the weather improves I'm going to ......
- When the weather outside is frightful, ...
- When things go wrong with your contractor
- When things look bleak, I tell myself ...
- When things look really bad, I just ...
- When to give up ...
- When WE were kids (something you could never do today)
- When you don't understand the Acro topic
- When you got on your talking scale, it said ...
- When you got up to do karaoke, the crowd reacted how?
- When you have 12 loads of laundry to do
- When you haven't eaten for three days ...
- When you make a joke to the bank teller about cold cash, what happens?
- When you taped the Super Bowl over your wedding video
- When you wish upon a star ...
- When you wish upon a star ...
- When your lawyer needs a lawyer, it means ...
- When your very public marriage proposal is denied
- Where's the beef?
- Where's Waldo?
- Where a teenager said he was (but really wasn't)
- Where angels fear to tread
- Where are the kids?
- Where can I find the (wo)man of my dreams?
- Where did I leave my keys?
- Where did you lose your debit card
- Where does your money go?
- Where everybody knows your name ...
- Where have all the flowers gone? (long time passing)
- Where is Granny tonight?
- Where not to whistle
- Where would you hide treasure?
- Where you would never go on a honeymoon.
- Where your Winnebago broke down
- Which animal would be for 24 hours?
- Which state you'd most like to visit (and why)
- While I was filling my car with gas ...
- While I was golfing today ...
- While in Vegas, I ...
- While Joe was proposing marriage, Joe's parrot cried out, "____".
- While you were away from your desk ...
- Whipped cream on your ____. Really? (food ref.)
- Who 'has left the building' ?
- Who interrupted the wedding to say "They shouldn't get married"?
- Who is at your door?
- Who was the 8th dwarf that never got mentioned?
- Who you'd take to a desert island.
- Who you would like to entertain at your house?
- Why a kid was tossed out of kindergarten
- Why all your employees say "Best boss ever!"
- Why all your employees say "WORST boss ever!"
- Why am I so tired?
- Why are the cops knocking at your door
- Why are the neighbors screaming?
- Why are you afraid of the dark?
- Why are you anonymous online?
- Why are you calling the IRS?
- Why are you calling your cable provider
- Why are you calling your cellphone provider?
- Why are you calling your Optometrist?
- Why are you dancing?
- Why are you driving so fast?
- Why are you here?
- Why are you hiding behind the couch?
- WHY are you hiding behind the door?
- WHY are you hiding under the rock
- Why are you hopping on one foot?
- Why are you in jail?
- Why are you in so much credit debt?
- Why are you in the Guiness book of World Records?
- Why are you in the Guinness Book of World Records?
- Why are you mad at your child?
- Why are you mad at your parents
- Why are you out of breath?
- Why are you replacing your furniture?
- Why are you smiling?
- Why are you standing in the corner?
- Why are you standing on your head?
- Why are you up at 3 A.M.?
- Why are you walking down the highway?
- Why are you wearing a mask?
- Why are your walls all painted black?
- Why decided to change hotels as soon as you saw your room
- Why DID Billy Joe Macalaster jump off the Tallahatchee bridge?
- Why did Granny get arrested?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken hail an Uber ride?
- Why did the politician cross the road?
- Why did the president cross the road?
- Why did the snail cross the road?
- Why did the teller think you wanted to rob the bank?
- Why did you call the IT Help Desk?
- Why did you call Verizon Customer Service?
- Why did you delete that selfie?
- Why did you delete your last selfie
- Why did you dig up the back yard?
- Why did you get nervous on your flight home?
- Why did you get rid of the family heirloom?
- Why did you have to flee to Mexico?
- Why did you lose at Scrabble?
- Why did you lose the tennis match?
- Why did you murder your husband?
- Why did you need a rhinoplasty?
- Why did you walk a twenty miles?
- Why did your dream job turn into a nightmare?
- Why didn't you sleep last night?
- Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
- Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?
- Why do I hurt all over?
- Why do shampoo bottles need instructions?
- Why dogs keep showing up in your yard
- Why Dorothy was kicked out of Oz
- Why Elizabeth Taylor got married and divorced so many times.
- Why God is crying
- Why Harvard denied your application for admission
- Why I had to tell a lie
- Why inevitably you have 7 consonants or vowels in your Scrabble rack
- WHY Irish eyes are smiling
- Why is Bozo the Clown at your door?
- Why is everyone staring at you?
- Why is Soupy Sales in the trunk of your car?
- Why is the babysitter mad at you?
- Why is the CIA spying on you?
- Why is the IRS coming after you?
- Why is the pastor giving you the evil eye in church?
- Why is the rent so cheap on the new apartment?
- Why is your boss mad at you?
- Why is your child mad?
- Why is your gardener suing you?
- Why is your mother angry at you?
- Why is your nose crooked?
- Why is your personal trainer suing you?..
- Why isn't the Hamburglar caught?
- Why it's time for a new career
- Why Ivy League schools rejected you
- Why make your bed?
- Why malls are failing these days
- Why men get grumpy as they age
- Why MENSA rejected your application
- Why Mom doesn't like your choice for (boy/girl)friend
- Why no one in the family speaks to you anymore.
- Why old TV shows were better than the new ones
- Why people call you cheapskate
- Why should we vote for your acro?
- Why someone shrieked seeing your grocery cart
- Why someone shrieked seeing your grocery cart
- Why someone was barred from graduation ceremony
- Why teenagers like torn up jeans
- Why that "great deal" on a mattress turned out not to be
- Why the DMV had to re-take your photo
- Why the first date was also the last date
- Why the health dept closed your favorite restaurant
- Why the judge showed you mercy
- Why the judge told you to "Just shut up"
- Why the lawyer lost the case
- Why the mayor was found to be corrupt
- Why the mob is after you
- Why the party broke up early
- Why the police showed up at your door.
- Why the restaurant refused to serve you
- Why the spouses are yelling at each other
- Why they are talking about you on the 6 O'Clock news
- Why they declined to take you as a juror
- Why they disconnected your phone
- Why they fired you
- Why they gave you a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
- Why Walmart wouldn't hire you as a Greeter
- Why was the bunny arrested?
- Why was the cashier giving you a dirty look?
- Why was your cooking show cancelled?
- Why we fired the babysitter
- Why we love to be nostalgic.
- Why were you on the front page of the local paper?
- Why were you on the lawn at 4 am last night
- Why were you passed up on a promotion?
- Why weren't you accepted into NASA
- Why women spend so much on makeup
- Why you'll never go back to THAT restaurant again
- Why you're leaving town
- Why you're moving to another state
- Why you're nervous or anxious
- Why you're not an airline pilot
- Why you're not in the Bowling Hall of Fame
- Why you're on the cover of People magazine
- Why you're taking next week off work
- Why you (regularly or refuse to) shop at Walmart
- Why you and your neighbors aren't speaking to one another
- Why you are a medical oddity
- Why you are back in high school now
- Why you are being sued
- Why you are disappointed
- Why you are estranged from your family
- Why you are giving notice to leave your apartment
- Why you are having a party
- Why you are in a Mexican jail
- Why you are in court today
- Why you are in trouble with the IRS
- Why you are looking for new barber
- Why you are or are not a teetotaler
- Why you are or are not signed up for Facebook
- Why you are peeking out the curtains.
- Why you are suing a dry cleaners
- Why you are thinking of hiring a ghostwriter for your acros.
- Why you avoid the beach
- Why you called the police
- Why you came home totally dispirited
- Why you canceled the party
- Why you canceled wedding at the last minute
- why you changed your college major
- Why you cried out during sermon
- Why you curse at your smartphone
- Why you decided to move to the South
- Why you deleted your internet history.
- Why you demanded a refund at McDonalds
- Why you didn't finish college
- Why you didn't like your high school senior picture
- Why you didn't take the bus today
- Why you do (or don't) drink alcohol
- Why you don't enter 100-mile-long Ultramarathons
- Why you don't invite Aunt Edna to dinner any longer.
- Why you don't invite Uncle Clyde to dinner any longer.
- Why you don't play in the NFL
- Why you don't use email for sensitive communications
- Why you don't want anyone to see YOUR tax returns
- Why you drove your car into a tree
- Why you fired your gardener
- Why you gave up mountain climbing
- Why you got 5 goats
- Why you got banned from Twitter
- Why you got kicked out of the food court
- Why you got pulled over
- Why you got thrown off the cruise ship
- Why you gravitated to the cool kids or the nerds.
- Why you had a massive credit card bill this month
- Why you had an incredibly elaborate wedding
- Why you had to evacuate your home
- Why you had to go to traffic court.
- Why you had to rush home from work
- Why you had to suddenly leave this game
- Why you have a pet elephant
- Why you have an unlisted phone number
- Why you have doubts about your surgeon
- Why you joined the military
- Why you jumped off your horse into the river
- Why you just grabbed a baseball bat.
- Why you kept the size of the party you're having small.
- Why you left Baskin Robbins without getting any ice cream
- Why you left the dinner party early
- Why you like or dislike "General" as a topic
- Why you live in a big city
- Why you live in a small town
- Why you lost the cooking contest
- Why you lost the pie eating contest
- Why you lost your Walmart Greeter job
- Why you love (or hate) football
- Why you love or hate the "Rocky" movie franchise.
- Why you made the front page
- Why you might leave your spouse.
- Why you might miss Acro
- Why you missed church this week
- Why you missed your morning meeting
- Why you need a blood test
- Why you need a cleaning person
- Why you need a ladder
- Why you need a new computer
- Why you need a new mattress
- Why you need a service dog
- Why you need an operation
- Why you need bail money
- Why you needed the Merry Maids
- Why you never go to the beach anymore.
- Why you overslept this morning.
- Why you pulled your kid out of his new school after 1 day
- Why you quit school
- Why you quit your job
- Why you ran out the back as the cops came into the bar
- Why you ran out the back door
- Why you refused a job offer
- Why you said no to a party invitation
- Why you shaved your head
- Why you shouldn't have 15 kids
- Why you suspect your neighbor is a spy.
- Why you think you're not in Kansas anymore
- Why you think your boss hates you
- Why you tipped the pizza delivery guy $150
- Why you turned off your phone ringer
- Why you walked out of that movie after 15 minutes
- Why you walked to work today
- Why you want the Mayor recalled from office
- Why you wear THAT hat
- Why you went to the doctor
- Why you were arrested at the protest rally
- Why you were arrested at Walmart
- Why you were asked to leave the plane.
- Why you were asked to leave the theater
- Why you were asked to leave the wedding ceremony
- Why you were escorted off the reservation
- Why you were fired from the restaurant.
- Why you were fired today
- Why you were kicked off the cooking show.
- Why you were left at the altar
- Why you were rejected as a Flight Attendant
- Why you were taken off your flight
- Why you were thrown out of a hotel
- Why you were thrown out of a restaurant
- Why you were thrown out of the old folks home
- Why you weren't allowed to graduate
- Why you would make a great/awful standup comedian
- Why you would or would not make a good chef.
- Why you would or would not want to be in charge of a guillotine.
- Why you would or wouldn't be an undertaker.
- Why you would or wouldn't pay $20 for an airline sandwich.
- Why you would or wouldn't run a marathon
- Why your 30 year old son sees a therapist
- Why your brother's wife left him
- Why your career as a safecracker never took off
- Why your cat doesn't want any cat friends
- Why your dog keeps running away from home.
- Why your driving instructor quit his job after your test
- Why your friends didn't invite you to their party
- Why your job interview went badly
- Why your kid is in the principal's office
- Why your kid REALLY likes his teacher
- Why your kid wants to divorce you
- Why your marriage lasted one week
- Why your marriage only lasted a week
- Why your marriage proposal was turned down
- Why your mayor resigned
- Why your mom is special
- Why your name is in the newspaper
- Why your neighbor hates you
- Why your neighbors think you have ties to the Mafia.
- Why your new diet only lasted 2 days
- Why your new job didn't work out.
- Why your new shoe factory is "different".
- Why your party broke up early
- Why your self help book was a failure
- Why your shoes are on the wrong feet
- Why your shoes don't match
- Why your sister's husband left her
- Why your spouse is yelling at you
- Why your trip got cancelled
- Winnebago mishaps
- Winter blues
- Winter Olympics
- Wise words you heard from Mom
- World War II
- Worst ... Date ... Ever
- Worst pizza recipe ever
- Wow, what do you call that new hairdo?
- Write a personal ad.
- Write a review of your latest online purchase
- Write a secret admirer note to another player, present or not.
- Write a silly country/western song lyric
- Write an ad for a stolen item on Ebay.
- Written on your tombstone
- Wrong thing to say to your husband
- Wrong thing to say to your wife
- Wrong way to ask for a raise
- Year and an event that took place (e.g. 1969: First Moon Landing)
- Yo' mama so skinny, she ...
- Yo Mama so ____, she ____
- Yo! Rhonda - over here, I need your help with ...
- You're arrested. What fictional character do you call and why?
- You're awarded a Nobel Prize. Why?
- You're called to testify before Congress
- You're in an episode of Star Trek
- You're in the Old West in a covered wagon. What happens?
- You're looking smug. Why?
- You're on Broadway and forget your lines. Now what?
- You're stuck for the night in East Windblown, Nebraska ...
- You've been arrested by the Fashion Police, why?
- You've embraced island life by....
- You've got a brand new pair of .....
- You've Won Powerball. What do You Do?
- You are crowned king/queen. Why?
- You are laughing because...
- You are starring in cowboys/western movie
- You are suddenly in a major movie being filmed. What happens?
- You are surprised to learn you are related to ____
- You are trying to talk your toddler of of dressing as..... for Halloween
- You arrive in Heaven, and hear God say ...
- You called the wedding off when your partner said .... in wedding vows
- You can't brie serious! (Write a cheese pun)
- You can ask God one question, What do you ask?
- You can take this job and ....
- You crossed the street mid-block, and then ...
- You decided not to leave your child with the sitter when...
- You did WHAT?
- You discovered a new use for jellyfish....what?
- You don't want to tell your husband you lost your diamond. so you...
- You enter a bank wearing a mask. What happens?
- You enter a dance contest. What happens?
- You finally got to sit in first class, and then what happened?
- You find a joint in your son's jeans
- You find a magic amulet. What happens?
- You find yourself in
- You find yourself in dinosaur times, what happens
- You find yourself old and playing bingo. What do you realize?
- You get to Hell where you are surprised to see who?
- You got on the wrong bus and ended up....
- You got out on the dance floor, and the crowd's reaction was ...
- You hated a movie, and wrote a review that said ...
- You have a spy camera in Heaven; who are you surprised to see there?
- You have lots of plans for the day. But ...
- You have to give a speech to 1000 people tomorrow
- You knew you'd hate your new boss because he ...
- You knocked down a wall in your house and found...
- You know it's the 21st Centruy when ...
- You know it's time to retire when ...
- You know you're ____ when ____
- You know you're addicted to acro when...
- You know you've had a bad day when ...
- You know you've had too much coffee when...
- You know you are out of shape when ...
- You literally paint the town red
- You look back on your life and realize...
- You look fabulous! What's your secret?
- You make me feel ...
- You may be a redneck if ...
- You meet God. What happens?
- You might be a ____ if you _____
- You might be a ____ if______
- You might be a baby shark if
- You might need an operation if ...
- You moved to China and your new house has ...
- You realized this week that....
- You receive an invitation to what oddball event
- You said ______ and they all gasped
- You suddenly realize you missed an appointment
- You thought you were ___ but you were really ____
- You took a really stunning photo of ...
- You took a wrong turn on the ski hill
- You tried to make a sculpture of your love, but it looks more like...
- You want to stand out at your prom, so you....
- You went to "Cheapest Cut in Town" hair salon/barber shop
- You were frozen for 100 years. When they melt you, you see...
- You were in a shop waiting to be served and left abruptly. Why?
- You were seen coming out of ____
- You woke up in Mexico. how did you get there?
- You woke up with this tattoo on your face
- You won a prize. What for?
- You won the costume contest by wearing...
- Your #1 Travel Tip
- Your addiction
- Your advice as to whether or not to have a child
- Your advice to a leprechaun.
- Your Airbnb experience
- Your baby's first shocking words.
- Your best diet tip
- Your biggest pet peeve(s)
- Your bird embarrassed you when it repeated.....
- Your book club disbanded because ...
- Your campaign for office was derailed when it came out that in HS you ..
- Your case for becoming a saint
- Your close encounter with a celebrity
- Your crafts club disbanded because ...
- Your day at Disneyland
- Your dinner party flopped because...
- Your dog is really special because he can ...
- Your dog walking accident
- Your epitaph
- Your experience in the hospital
- Your experience with "Paying it Forward"
- Your famous breakfast dish
- Your favorite childhood memory.
- Your favorite relative
- Your favorite TV show is canceled
- Your favorite type of restaurant
- Your favorite way to relax
- your first reaction to your new mail order spouse
- Your first try at Karaoke - how did that go?
- Your go-to pain medication
- Your greatest achievement in life
- Your high-school yearbook described you as 'Most likely to...'
- Your high school memories
- Your home remedy when you aren't feeling well
- Your honor I object...
- Your honor, this case is ...
- Your host prepares an elaborate banquet for you, but ...
- Your Instagram post that got 10,000 Likes
- Your ISP's explanation for your disconnections
- Your job in the current administration
- Your job working with George Costanza at Van Delay Industries
- Your journey on a UFO ended with ...
- Your last thought as you drive into a tree.
- Your latest online shopping experience
- Your Life Motto
- Your life summarized in one sentence.
- Your love letter came back, "Return to Sender"
- Your mama's so skinny, she ...
- Your message to the world.
- Your mom called. She said to tell you ...
- Your most likely contribution to the world
- Your neighbors were upset when they saw you building a ____ in your yard
- Your new exciting board game
- Your new job was really very boring
- Your new tattoo that you tried to hide from your spouse was....
- Your new winery is different because ...
- Your new world-changing invention
- Your obituary
- Your preferred mode of transport
- Your quack doctor said to ____ for the ringing in your ears
- Your reaction to being drafted into the army
- Your reaction when someone whistled at you
- Your relationship with the Bible
- Your romance novelist alias
- Your secret to success.
- Your Stage Name
- Your tree cutting disaster
- Your trip to Australia was...
- Your trip to the DMV was....
- Your typical gym teacher is ...
- Your underwater hotel failed because...
- Your unique wedding cake
- Your unusual petting zoo has a ....
- Your wedding photo disaster
- Your wrong guess of a Wheel of Fortune puzzle(variant of something common)